I recently had a good
laugh. A person – I didn’t initially
know if it was a man or a woman – sent me a direct email with a long
introduction telling me how wonderful and successful he or she was. It was filled with platitudes but I could tell nothing about the sender. Here is the email in its entirety.
2. The job boards have been somewhat useless. The majority of the responses I get are from MLM companies. [What is MLM?]
There was a link to the résumé. The only problem was that when I looked at it, there was also nothing. No name, no address, no cell and no company names. All were marked “Confidential.” There were more platitudes about achievements.
Searching for a Management
position has been elusive.[No wonder. Look how he has gone about it.]
1. I am currently
employed at a great company, and am a top producer. This company, however, has a "no
look" policy...They don't want their employees actively looking elsewhere. [Does any company?] 2. The job boards have been somewhat useless. The majority of the responses I get are from MLM companies. [What is MLM?]
3. I am looking
for a place where I can grow in a company that is a leader in it's [sic] field.
4. The company
that I am currently with is looking to centralize within the next two years out of their
HQ...and I don't plan on moving to where their headquarters is...at least not
for this job.
I am an excellent leader within my company, and I
would like to help lead job to greatness.
I PROMISE to impress your clients with my drive,
determination and my skills.
Sincerely,
There was a link to the résumé. The only problem was that when I looked at it, there was also nothing. No name, no address, no cell and no company names. All were marked “Confidential.” There were more platitudes about achievements.
There were no titles
either. In fact, everything was written
in such a manner as to obscure what he/she did and where it was done. There were dates, but little other
information other than to say things like, “Extremely successful in building
relations” and other generic language – “Increased revenues.” After reading this non-résumé, I had no idea
even what business he/she was in. Then I
looked at his email address, it was equally funny: yournextsalesleader@gmail.com {changed to protect the guilty). Well, then I knew she/he was in sales, but still
no idea what kind of sales.
I emailed to say that I had never seen such a solicitation.
He emailed me back, this time with his real email and said, “There are
very good reasons for not providing my name or [specific
background/résumé]. I totally understand
that this is unconventional…there are many ways to skin the [sic] cat. My goal is to generate interest and not to
send a [complete résumé] until I know who you are.” At least from his personal email I could figure out it was a he not a she. He still did not send a resume or tell me what he did.
He went on to explain that
he was being secretive because he didn’t want his current employer to find out
that he was looking. Fear of being found
out is very common and very fair. However, then one should not do a mass email blast. I had a good laugh because being so completely and totally
anonymous is absurd.
Hmmm. I wonder if anyone seriously responded to him.
I imagine not. I am sure his search is still elusive.